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Rambo (2008) - aka "John Rambo"

Dir: Sylvester Stallone
A group of Christian missionaries, lead by Sarah Miller (Julie Benz, Angel)
and Michael Burnett (Paul Schulze, 24) seek a boat to take them
from Thailand into Burma to bring medical help to some of the many brutally
oppressed farmers/villagers that are being systematically cleansed
by the Burmese government troops. They are sent to a mysterious American who
they are told might help. His name is John Rambo.
After the trials of Vietnam, his violent homecoming, his return to Nam
to find POWs and the betrayal that followed and the mess that was Afghanistan
Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) has become a shadow dweller in the Thai jungles,
earning a living catching snakes for a local tourist trap.
Initially refusing the missionaries request he eventually agrees to help (thanks
to Sarah) and takes them on the perilous boat ride into Burma where they disembark
to bring aid to a nearby village.
When the missionaries go missing after an attack on the village, their church
hires a group of mercenaries to find them and Rambo agrees to take the mercenaries
up river to where he dropped the missionaries off.
But he does not plan to stay with the boat and do nothing, as he now knows you
cant escape your destiny or what you were put on this Earth for. And Rambo
was put on this Earth to fight
.
If you had told me that in 2007/2008 the world would be watching a new Rocky
movie and a new Rambo movie starring and directed by the then almost
anonymous Sylvester Stallone Id have called you a jumping fool whos
been smoking too much of the wacky weed.
How wrong I would have been!
Following the box office, and especially critical, success of Rocky Balboa
the far more risky project (from a sheer age point of view given what the character
is and must do) that would be Rambo 4 seemed perhaps a step too
far in this most unexpected of movie comebacks (even in an age of movie comebacks
like Die Hard 4 and Indy 4), especially given the critical
and box office failure of Stallones last Rambo outing Rambo III
almost 20 years before.
But Stallone is no fool, never has been, and using his vastly underrated writing
and directing skills he manages to sidestep and overcome all the trials and
pitfalls that resurrecting Rambo in 2007/8 would automatically bring up and
manages to create a fitting, astonishingly brutal, swan-song for the tragic
John J.

Opening with actual (explicit) news footage of the very real oppression and
genocide being carried out in Burma against ethnic and religious minorities
and anti-Government groups (very recently brought to the worlds lethargic
attention in the failed pro-democracy demonstrations that saw the world whisper
platitudes as people were shot in the streets and Monks were beaten senseless)
Stallone warns us that this will be a far darker and visceral entry into the
series (never a light watch anyway) and one with perhaps the most heartfelt
message.
And its a message that comes across far better here, with nothing explicitly
stated verbally, than the rather ham-fisted speeches that would mar the end
of Rambo:
First Blood part II and Rambo III. In these dark days
everyone seems to have matured a little.

After the kick in the guts Mondo montage the fantasy oppression opens before
us as troops force villagers run across a paddy field seeded with timed grenades.
A most lethal game of chance where even the fortunate end up with a bullet in
the head.
From this a great sound edit brings up the title and we finally see Rambo himself
as, to my delight, the late Jerry Goldsmiths superb First
Blood score swells (like a long lost friend) over the footage of an
older but still physically intimidating Rambo (and indeed Stallone) catching
snakes.
Its a superb opening that perhaps shows up the next section as rather
weaker than perhaps it would be otherwise.

The biggest fault in the film now is the simpering Sarah Miller who, despite
being all Godly, is not unwilling to use the fact shes a woman to manipulate
Rambo into doing what she wants him to do by fluttering her eyelashes and gently
touching his arm.
Somehow I did not want to see, the stoic in his personal agenda and beliefs,
Rambo being manipulated like a retarded child. Rambo will decide to do things,
or not do things, according to his own moral/personal make-up and a simpering
manipulator deciding for him seems to diminish the character.
This is not helped by the fact Julie Benz seems unable to shrug off the generally
scheming attitude and feel she brought to the ruthless vampire Darla in Buffy
and Angel.
She basically screams, cries and simpers. I for one was glad when she was kidnapped
out of the movie for a while.
As far as character problems go thankfully thats it. And indeed a rare
opening up of the plot away from just being Rambo exclusively is the introduction
of the mercenary characters.
A mixed race/nationality bunch of cynical hard assess is basically the order
of the day and at first the leader of the group, Lewis (Graham McTavish), seems
a cartoon creation from hell as in brash Cockney tones he shouts and swears
and gives Rambo attitude to such an degree it seems that after the mass murdering
Burmese military the next lot of bad guys are the English!
Thankfully the screenplay (by Art Monterastelli and Stallone) moves away from
this depiction with not only the inclusion of an English sniper, School
Boy (Matthew Marsden) who is far more level headed and quite frankly pleasant
but the fact it goes on to show that, despite the arrogance and disdain he shows,
Lewis is a damn tough soldier.

In fact all the mercs make for an interesting bunch and the script and acting
help ensue that a risky opening up the cast idea works surprisingly
well.
Lewis also has two for the lines in the film;
It wasnt your fucking God that saved you, it was us
and the screamingly good, spat out with true British defiance
you
gutless ladyboy cunt!
Rambo may, of course, have the best line in Live for nothing... Or
die for something (supposedly taken up for real now by the rebels
in Burma!) but those two gems from Lewis make him a memorable character.
Ex-British TV soap opera hunk Marsden is the next best thing as the deadly sniper
(whos heavy grain bullets literally blow peoples heads off
in true crowd pleasing, blast the bad guys, style) and he makes a nice antidote
to the brash Lewis and the haunted Rambo.

Stallone himself does a good a job here as we could hope for. He's still an impressive physical sight thus adding to the plausibility of such a comeback and he of course handles the action well. Never the best actor in the world for sure, but a good solid actor when he puts his mind to it, and with a basically limiting role he manages to offer up some character shading and pulls off the final scenes expertly. It's certainly not, at all, the joke I feared it could be given his real age and the action-man character Rambo must be. In fact he does manage to being a weariness to John Rambo that adds again to the realism.

Action! What about the action, I here you cry. Well
its a strange thing really.
There is no real action in the film for quite a while (a slamming,
lightening fast bit of agro with some pirates aside) away from the obviously
less than entertaining atrocity set-pieces.
By their very nature and reason for being these are not fun or exciting but
they are superbly crafted and shockingly engaging in their high tech slaughter.
Bodies are literally blown to pieces, welters of blood erupt into the air, limbs
are blasted off and heads disintegrate,
Its brutal and nasty and does all we need it to do. It brings the reality
of Burma to our cinema screens via fantasy reconstruction and makes you think
that, as this is not an historical film, these things are happening in real
life as you sit in the cinema and watch them in a movie. And of course these
scenes prime the purely cinematic kick their assess attitude in
the audience that makes the eventual revenge so damn satisfying.
The attack on the village where the missionaries are especially has to be one
of the most shockingly brutal, expertly crafted sequences seen in cinema for
a long time and contains some sickening images and events, so be warned.
The action that comes later is made up of a couple of short and violent skirmishes
and a commando style raid. Its all good and exciting stuff but is grounded
(as much as it ever can be) in a reality that is actually quite far away from
the 80s attitude to such scenes.
The only real full on action sequence is the astonishing finale. And it delivers
in spades.
Opening with a moment of cinematic gold, as a bass rumble in the score heralds
the rising up of Rambos head behind a soon the be doomed Burmese soldier,
the sequence has to be the most crunching, pounding, slamming and brutally gory
action set-piece seen in living memory.
Dozens upon dozens of troops are mowed down by heavy calibre fire that ruptures
torsos, blows off limbs, shreds bodies and blows apart the same heads that the
owners of were once laughing off as they committed atrocity after atrocity against
unarmed men, women and children.
The sequence is rather over the top for sure but it is not cartoonish (as some
people have wrongly said) as yes that would happen to a body if it was hit with
fire from a 50 calibre machine gun designed to blast through walls.

Is this sequence of extreme, mass body count, violence wrong?
Well only if you think retribution for wrongful acts is wrong. But in that case
why are you watching a Rambo film anyway?
Go rent one of the many anti-West, anti-American Iraq based films, that have
all spectacularly bombed at the box office, you can feel safe in your self-hate
and hypocrisy there.
You reap what you sow as 'The Good Book' sort of says, so even the missionaries
should be groovy with it.
In fact even the oft criticised rock scene comes down to what is
right or wrong.
Is simply lying down and dying and letting your friends die the right thing
to do while, with all reluctance and heartache that comes from such an act,
defending them and yourself from a cruel and undeserved fate the wrong thing
to do?
You decide. I know what I think.
Even saying all that though, the fact is that even during this slam-bang action sequence, (that brings down brutal vengeance on those armed men that chose to butcher and rape the helpless) there is a darkness to the proceedings here that is quite unlike any other Rambo movie and the sheer scale and explicitness of the carnage means that even the deaths of the bad guys (and if you dont think they are straight up bad guys theres no hope for you) has a bludgeoning effect on the viewer that takes off much (though essentially not all) the popcorn munching thrill to the proceedings because we see just what it means to wallow in the brutality of warfare and to see sights that, no matter how right you feel your actions are, you will never able to remove from your mind.

In fact there is an effectively dignified ending to the proceedings after the
last bullet has been fired as well as we see that once again Rambo is the one
outside of everything, the one with perhaps the biggest, if unseen, wounds of
anyone.
But the final scene itself offers up some kind of hope, some kind healing for
a wronged character who has now simply seen far too much of all that is bad
in the world.
Its a fantastic moment for fans of the series and the character and, backed
again by that great score, it brings it all full circle to what might have been
if it had not been for a fateful meeting with a small town Sheriff all those
years ago.
It has flaws yes, but its not a mindless killing fest, it does have something
to say (and so called activist moralists should really consider who the bad
guys are here, not just in the film but in the current, real life, situations
this film directly and indirectly highlights) and Stallone does manage to deliver
a movie both dark and bludgeoning, but also thrilling and exciting.