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Radio WQOK/tannoy annoucements from the 'Skyline Drive-In' in South Carolina... done by an ALBERT SNODGRASS, in a great U.S of A drawl....here are some quotes. ENJOY!!!

"OUR FOOD IS ALL PART OF THE FUN, YES SIREE! YOU GOT PIZZAS, HOTDOGS, HAMBURGERS, BARBECUE SANDWICHES..HMMMM HMMMM, AND ARE THEY GOOD! AND WE HAVE SO MANY GOOD THINGS TO EAT DOWN HERE I JUST CAN'T MENTION ALL OF 'EM. LIKE HOT CRUNCHY FRENCH FRIES..WE GOT A TON OF 'EM"

"NEXT WEEKEND WE GOT 'THE BRIDE OF THE MONSTER' STARRING BELA LUGOSI. IT'S ABOUT A MAD SCIENTIST AND HIS HUGE LAB ASSISTANT, WITH A GIANT OCTOPUS. THAT SHOULD BE A REAL GOOD MOVIE! THEN WE GOT 'INVASION OF THE GARGON', NOW THIS IS A FABULOUS MOVIE, IT STARS DAVID LOVE AND DAWN ANDERSON. IT'S ABOUT TEENAGERS FROM OUTERSPACE WHO BRING A GIANT LOBSTER TO EARTH AND IT TAKES OVER MANKIND. ERMMM..THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING TOO. CAR LOAD GETS IN FOR $2, NO COOLERS OR LUNCHBOXES ALLOWED. SO COME ON DOWN TO THE SKYLINE 'DRIVE IN THEATRE' NEXT WEEKEND, BRING YOUR DATE DOWN HERE, OR BRING YOUR FAMILY AND HAVE A LOT OF FUN".

"WANNA REMIND YOU THAT ALL THE SOFT DRINKS HERE AT THE CONCESSION STAND ARE FRESH. AND WHY I MEAN FRESH? THEY'RE COMING OUT OF A FOUNTAIN, THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT! WE GOT FANTA ORANGE, GRAPE, STRAWBERRY. WE GOT CRISPY HOT FRENCH FRIES, ALWAYS FRESH TASTY AND DELICIOUS WITH A LARGE CUP OF KETCHUP ON THE SIDE. OH BOY! THAT MAKES 'EM REALLY GOOD"!

"WE HAVE COOKS HERE THAT COOK THE BEST FOOD YOU'VE EVER TASTED, IT JUST MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH. THE MOVIE WILL BE STARTIN' UP IN JUST A FEW MINUTES SO YOU'LL BE WANTING TO GET YOUR FOOD AN' POPCORN BEFORE THE MOVIE STARTS UP. WANNA REMIND ALL YOU MUMS AND DADS THAT THE PLAYGROUND IS LOCATED RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN. SWINGS, WE GOT THAT LITTLE LOOP DE LOOP MACHINE, SLIDES AND WE GOT A LADY THAT STAYS UP THERE AND WATCHES THE CHILDREN FOR YOU, SO YOU AND DADDY CAN GO BACK TO THE CAR AND ENJOY YOURSELVES".

"WANNA REMIND YOU THAT COMIN' UP SOON WE HAVE A THING CALLED 'THE FLESH CREEPER' STARRING SONNY TUFTS. THE THEATRE'S NOT GONNA BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU BEING SCARED TO DEATH".

"OUR SPECIAL FEATURE ON THE BIG SCREEN, IS GONNA BE 'THE WILD RIDE', ABOUT A CAT THAT RUNS COPS OF THE ROAD. ERR..HMM. WE ALSO HAVE THE 'THE BLOODY BROOD' STARRING PETER FALK AS A DOPE DEALING BEATNIK".
(*now that i want to see! 'Columbo' as a drug peddling daddio drop out!)

"I WANNA TELL YER SOMETHING. YOU CAN COME IN OUR CONCESSION STAND HERE AND GET THE EXPERIENCE OF A LIFETIME. (*said over a poster for 'The Frigid Wife'!*) YOUR FAVOURITE CANDY BARS ARE HERE! WE GOT 'BABY RUTH', 'ZAGNA' 'ZERO', 'CHICKEN DINNER', BITTER HONEY, 'SNICKERS' AND MILKY WAY'"

Thanks to "Something Weird Video".