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Cannibal (2005)

Dir: Marian Dora
The Man (Carsten Frank) has wanted to taste human flesh for so many
years now. His Mother used to lull him to sleep with cannibal fairy tales The
Brothers Grimm style and now he can plug himself into the World Wide Web
and bring the fairytale home.
The Flesh (Victor Brandl) needs to be consumed. Eaten up completely
so nothing remains except what lives on in the body of the man that ate him.
He longs to feel teeth clamping down upon him, longs to feel his blood flow
into another.
And now he can plug himself into the World Wide Web and bring the fantasy to
life.
The Flesh meets The Man one fateful day and is taken
to The Mans lonely home where they experience each other physically
and emotionally before the time comes to experience each other in a far darker
way.
Nervously, excitedly, The Man takes out the knife
dinner will
soon be served
..
In 2001 Armin Meiwes finally found a man willing to go through with the unthinkable.
He met a man called Bernd Jürgen Brandes. And Bernd Jürgen Brandes
wanted to be eaten.
They arranged to meet over the Internet. And the day ended with Meiwes cutting
off Brandes penis (that he later unsuccessfully cooked for them both to
eat), cutting Brandes throat, butchering his body and finally eating his
flesh with a nice wine.
Brandes' meat was frozen for later consumption and some months later Meiwes
set about looking for another man willing to take the journey with him once
again.
Before that could happen though German police (tipped off by one of Meiwes would be volunteers) raided his home in 2002, found the remains of Brandes, found the video Meiwes had shot documenting what he and Brandes had done and arrested him.
Meiwes, the
real cannibal.
Due to the fact Brandes had given permission for everything that happened to
happen, Meiwes was only convicted of manslaughter and sentenced to eight and
a half years in prison.
The publicity though ensured that such an unthinkable crime could
never be punished enough by just manslaughter. A re-trial was ordered in 2005
and this time Meiwes was convicted of murder (due to the fact Brandes, despite
losing so much blood for so many hours after the consensual castration, actually
died when his throat was cut) and this time he was given a life sentence.
He is currently serving his time.
Cannibal killers were nothing new, but the fact that a man actually allowed
himself, and in fact needed to be, eaten by another man, and so gave his permission
for it, was something pretty much unheard of.
As such it was certain that such a ripe subject would be heaven sent for any
film maker with an eye on the extreme.
And in Cannibal director Marian Dora has given us what will probably
remain the definitive fictional account of this true life event. And probably
the closest any kind of general public will get to the actual video that Meiwes
made that day.
Superbly effective music (the main theme is a thing of dark wonder)
opens the story as it plays over images of The Man as a young boy
being read fairy takes by his mother, as candlelight flickers around his bedroom.
Its a powerful opening and one that forewarns of the descent of the fairytale
into grim (nay, Grimm) reality to come.

The film then move to the grown Man trying to find pick-ups online.
Knowing the real story, we can assume that these are not just gay pick-ups but
the aborted first attempts to find a partner that will go through
with what they fantasised about on-line. Something the real Meiwes had difficulty
with.
But only the odd typed word on the screen leads us to this in the film and so
those not familiar with the case may be wondering, due to the total lack of
dialogue, whats going on.
At one point we even see The Man having lunch with a woman, just
to confuse matters.
Meiwes was supposedly engaged at one point, but the fantasy of eating human
flesh was, as far as I know, confined to the flesh being a mans.
So its a rather odd moment in a first half that could have done with trimming
down anyway.

After the montage of failed meetings in bars, restaurants, cafes and in parks
there is rather a lot of nothing that needlessly pads out the running time until
he who would be The Flesh shows up.
And when he does the other main problem with this part of the film rears its
head; That of the post-sync dialogue which gives the film an amateur feel that
is absent everywhere else. It also takes away the documentary feel (aping the
real video footage later on of course) and reminds you in a less than welcome
way that you watching a film.
The fact its in English also makes it sound worse as it cant help
but looked dubbed, despite English strangely being the original
language it seems.
Live dialogue, in German, would have improved the first half of the film a great
deal and its a strange choice anyway seeing as the subject, and certainly
the content, would not remotely get a mainstream audience (or even your standard
gorehound one) so why not go with German and English subs for the
few dialogue moments?

The sudden use of overly cloying, almost parody, romantic piano music does
not help the scenes of The Man and The Flesh (literally)
hanging out together and makes the scenes come across as unintentionally amusing
at some points and almost look and sound like an advert for a Homosexual love
songs CD compilation!
As far as the Homosexual aspects of the film go (something I amusingly see distressed
many reviewers even more than the cannibalism!) Dora Seems to by playing a delightful
game with certain members (sadly) of her audience. Pushing their limits of patience
with the yucky fag sex footage as they wait to see the groovy
gore sequences.
Asking the question why simple sex (which is all it is at the end of the day)
is a turn-off but the graphic butchery of a human being is super cool.
It mocks such attitudes, so hats off to Marian Dora for that.
Indeed the fey look of The Man (Frank does not look like Meiwes,
although Brandl looks pretty much like Brandes) ensure his character will not
become some kind of Goth-Horror stereotype where the serial killer becomes a
t-shirt.
Luckily this sadly mishandled love montage is short and the next
chapter takes us into far darker terrain as the sex becomes harsher (as well
as explicit) as both men get closer and closer to the fateful moment.
Soon the playful images of nude love are replaced by thudding sodomy, drained
sweating bodies, aching limbs, bruised, bitten flesh and bloodied teeth.

The Flesh is also shown to be the demanding, controlling part of
the partnership here and also aggressively mocking when The Man
cant fully bite down on The Fleshs penis.
Although Brandes did indeed put his penis out on the table and tell Meiwes to
cut it off, not knowing all about the true case I dont now how true it
is about Brandes being such a driving force though.
Its certainly shows, as with his real life counterpart, that The
Man is a reluctant killer having only a real desire to eat The Flesh
not to actually kill him (in a way a very ironic twist on the obvious attitudes
of meat eating in general!).

And although I seem to have been very critical so far the film now proceeds
to utterly redeem itself from its relatively minor faults as we enter
the final phase.
After a brief false start (though it does highlight just how determined the
men are to finally do the deed) the film enters its final, gruelling,
stretch. And its now the full horror of what carrying out such a deed
actually means in real flesh and blood terms.
From here on in the film pulls no punches as in unflinching, expertly rendered,
detail the castration, death, butchering and consuming of The Flesh
is shown to us.
The actual video that Meiwes shot has never seen the light of day outside of
the German courtroom, but with this fictional take on the tale Marian Dora has
reconstructed the events of that fateful day with shocking authenticity. This
truly is as close as you will ever (perhaps wisely) get to the horrors that
took place in that lonely house.

Does it seem far fetched that a conscious man has his penis sliced off only
to then sit and wait on his blood soaked chair for said penis to be cooked so
he can consume it?
Does it seemed far fetched that 3 hours after being castrated, eating his own
penis and evacuating his lifes blood into a hot bath that the man still
clings on to life?
Well it happened in the case and it happens here. Barely a detail of the crime
is missed and certainly none of the grotesque, fetid, repugnant biological horror
of what it truly means to drag, gut, hack, and slice a human body is skipped
over.
And it is in these anatomical, biological details where Doras movie leaves
the slightly more acceptable extreme gore/torture flicks behind.
No matter how nasty Hostel 2 may get,
or The Devils Rejects, they still manage to keep even the
bloodiest, most sadistic death clean and hygienic. Acceptable.
Not so here
Filth caked, sweaty flesh is dragged and scraped along dirty
floors and walls, black blood dries in matted hair and coats shrunken testicles
and dying innards vomit forth their foul contents as we see what really happens
to all those dead bodies in Horror films, as Doras camera unapologetically
captures the emptying of The Fleshs bowels over the floor
as hes clumsily dragged to the barn where hell be strung up like
a good porker, opened, sawn into bits, decapitated, skinned and filleted ready
to be the heavenly meal The Man has dreamt about for so long.
Using clever editing, lighting, model work and more than likely the carcass
of a pig made up to look like the naked, castrated, body of The Flesh
Marian Dora takes you as close to reality as is humanly possible during the
butchery sequence.

The sexual aspect of this butchery (as The Man holds aloft steaming
offal as if it was the Holy Grail) is fully focused on here as The Flesh
is savoured, kissed and tasted with far more passion than he ever was when alive.
But even here Dora remembers to rub our faces in reality as, despite his arousal,
The Man repeatedly has to vomit because of the stench emanating
from the freshly eviscerated corpse.
Theres no Goth wank fetish images of loving the dead here.
This is dripping, steaming, foul smelling reality that even shows just how cheekily
comic book (despite its delightfully ultra-extreme content) something
like Nekromantik was.
All of the FX work here is excellent and for the film to work, to really have
it hit hard, silly looking latex skin and rubber limbs would be catastrophic.
This film is not meant to entertain, titillate or have you switching it off
saying Cool! This film is anti-entertainment. Even more so than
something like Cannibal Holocaust.
So there is no fun n silly FX to be seen here (though the stump
of the penis FX walk a fine line) as yet again Dora goes all out to recreate
what must be forever captured for history on that infamous home movie we cant
see.

And the Digital cinematography here is outstanding. At once capturing that grainy home video look while still managing to pull off some striking uses of light. All helped by the excellent and atmospheric set design of The Mans charnel house.
The lack of dialogue (for the most part) and the way it sounds, along with the (generally effective) minimalist score may be weird at first, and the films first half could do with some tightening up, but ultimately Cannibal is a deliciously explicit look at a purely flesh (in every way) based relationship and the actual mutilation, killing and butchering sequences are grotesquely and superbly realised.

Its a slice of uncompromising, unapologetic cinema that rubs your face
(and any puritan attitudes) in sweat, blood and bodily fluids and gives you
the kind of jolt that is rare today in Horror/Exploitation cinema.
There are prime underground movie-making sensibilities at work here and you
either embrace it or waste it. And it would be a crime indeed if you were to
waste such a succulent morsel as Cannibal.